Your resume needs a reality check.
Upload your resume for a brutally honest AI roast delivered like a short video. Laugh first, then get the fixes that make recruiters keep reading.
No credit card. One roast is on us.
Roast incoming
45 seconds. Zero sugarcoating.
No fake hype
A roast with a point.
Resume Roast is new. So instead of borrowing trust, we make a few useful promises.
A clear read on what is hurting your chances
Short-form feedback built to be understood, not admired
Your resume stays focused on the job hunt—not corporate jargon
The roast-to-results loop
Get called out. Then stand out.
The joke is the hook. The useful part is what happens next.
Get the video roast.
Our AI scans the signals a hiring manager sees fast: vague bullets, missing outcomes, tired summaries, awkward formatting, and more.
Sample verdict
“Your summary says ‘results-driven’ three times and proves it zero.”
Step 02
See what to fix.
The roast points at the biggest blockers so you know where the work matters most.
Step 03
Buy the glow-up.
Upgrade when you want the fixed resume and a LinkedIn profile that tells the same sharper story.
Pick your level of honest
Start with the roast. Upgrade for the rescue.
One-time purchases. No monthly subscription quietly haunting your bank account.
The Roast
Free
For the brave enough to hear it.
- One shareable AI video roast
- Top issues called out plainly
- Instant score and first-impression read
Resume Fix
$19
one timeFor turning the roast into a resume worth sending.
- Everything in the free roast
- A rewritten, recruiter-ready resume
- Achievement bullets with stronger impact
- Keyword and structure cleanup
Full Glow-Up
$29
one timeFor a consistent story everywhere recruiters look.
- Everything in Resume Fix
- LinkedIn headline and About rewrite
- Profile keyword optimization
- A sharper story across resume and LinkedIn
Your resume can take it.
Get the laugh, get the feedback, then give recruiters a better reason to call.
Start your free roast